FUNNY JOKES FOR ADULTS

Adults will think these jokes are funny. Idiot kids won't get them, because they are so young and stupid.

Welcome to Funny Jokes For Adults! If you're looking for humor that's not afraid to push the boundaries, you've come to the right place. Our website is full of outrageous, edgy jokes that will make you snort-laugh until you cry. We update our collection of jokes all the time, so you can keep coming back for more.

We don't believe in holding back when it comes to humor, so you can expect some jokes that are definitely not PG-rated. Our content is strictly for adults, and we like it that way. If you're easily offended, this might not be the place for you. But if you're ready to let loose and have a good time, buckle up and get ready to laugh your booty off.

Our categories cover everything from dumb kids to stupid idiot kids, and everything in between. We've got one-liners, puns, and plenty of jokes that will make you say "Kids are really dumb." And if you're looking for jokes to celebrate special occasions, we've got you covered there too. Birthdays, weddings, holidays - we've got jokes for all of them.

Navigating our website is a breeze, so you can find the perfect joke to share with your friends or family in no time. And if you've got a joke that you think is just as funny (or even funnier) than ours, send it our way! We're always on the lookout for new material to add to our collection. Thanks for visiting Funny Jokes For Adults - now let's get to laughing!


 

Joke 1:

Q: Why are kids so stupid?

A: They are really dumb.

Joke 2:

Q: Why do kids smell bad?

A: They are too dumb to bathe themselves.

Joke 3:

Q: Why do kids need to go to school?

A: Kids are incredibly stupid.

Joke 5:

Q: What is the difference between a kid and a moron?

A: Nothing.

Joke 6:

Q: Why did the kid cross the road?

A: Something really stupid was on the other side of the road and the kid was really interested in it.

Joke 7:

Q: Why are kids dumber than a bag of hammers?

A: Hammers have zero intelligence. Kids have less than zero intelligence.

Joke 7:

Q: Why don't they let kids be astronauts?

A: Kids are too stupid to be astronauts.

Joke 8:

Q: Why did the mom give her kid to the circus?

A: Her kid was really dumb and annoying and the circus people didn't ask any questions.

Joke 9:

A kid walks into a bar...

Bartender: Hey kid! Get out of here. You are really dumb.

Joke 10:

Q: Why aren't kids good at math?

A: Kids are wildly stupid.

Joke 11:

Q: What do kids and idiots have in common?

A: They are both really dumb.

Joke 12:

Q: Do kids have common sense?

A: No. 

Joke 13:

Q: What are kids good at?

A: They are good at being dumb.